A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to describe sudden and unexpected events, not necessarily painful.
Realizing the coconut was gone was like a cobra in the eye. Opening the bill was like taking a cobra in the eye.
Used as a verb to describe the movement of an object or idea from one place to another, ostensibly to improve it, or its surroundings in some way.
I wasn't able to sleep until I feng shuied the couch onto its end. Hey, feng shui me another beer, will 'ya?