Country Dictionary

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Brown Avalanche

The often heard avalanche of faecal matter erupting from someone's bowels in a public bathroom...

A: "Dude i was just in the bathroom and the place shook with a damn brown avalanche!"
B: "Sick!"
C Walks in with a pleased grin on his face.
A: "Feeling relieved?"
C: "Oh yeah."

by dj357 December 02, 2007

waffle-piss

The light to dark yellow urine that smells like bacon-flavoured snacks that is secreted from one's body after consuming excess amounts of said bacon-flavoured snacks, like Tayto Waffles, Bacon Fries or any other generic bacon-flavoured snack.

"Dude, I chowed down on some Bacon Fries and some Waffles earlier and now I've got waffle-piss somethin' bad!"

by dj357 November 19, 2007

throwing a gowl

Having a massive hissy fit or a tantrum and generally being overly angry.

Dude: "Man your mother used to be sound, but then she threw a massive gowl the other night and now I hate her."
Guy: "I know how you feel..."

Girl: "Get outta my face you dope!"
Guy: "Ah now, don't be throwing a gowl like"

by dj357 July 01, 2011

nawt a meen?

A typical phrase used by many an Irish scumbag, or anyone with an accent from, or resembling that of, a rough area. The correct translation is:

"Do you know what I mean?"

Usually spoken quickly and with a high-pitched emphasis on the "meen".

Paul: Waddya doin Joseph?
Joseph: I'm havin' a wank nawt a meen? Get out'll ya?

by dj357 February 18, 2008