Country Dictionary

The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting

John had severe ghandi's revenge the day after his curry munching.

Music that is so good that it's sick or an ill cow.

1. That choon is moosik! 2. Call the vet, we got a moosik :/.

A derogatory term for stupid people who live in holes.

1. You dirty motherfucking hole dwelling crimmit! 2. John was a filthy crimmit.

When toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embarassing noises and splash back.

Alex regularly used the stealth bomber technique, like a theif in the night.

The act of defication, see lay a cable.

1. Geofrey withdrew to force soil in the lavatory.

The results of a late night of curry munching or when in severe need of fibre. (runny shit) See ghandi's revenge and ring sting

My rusty water splattered all over the bowl.

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.