Country Dictionary

Gits

Extremely large mamantary glands. Usually,but not always, exhibited by females. Short for Gigatits.
The G is always capitalized.

Dude, Look at those Gits!

smelladdict

A person who likes to rub parts of the body with the index finger, to then smell it

Cameltoe to nose....smelladdict

lardgina

(1) The female reproductive organ as exhibited by obese women who choose to wear spandex or lycra. Sometimes mistaken for part of the leg.
(2) An uncommon medical condition caused by acute deposits of fat in the vagina. Can cause vomitting if left untreated.

Lardgina examples?...no its gross

Purrphelic

A person who enjoys a monogamous sexual relation with a domesticated feline.

WOMAN1: Hey is that your cat?
WOMAN2: No...that's my husband.