Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

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A shitty sport played by mental patients, also known as Victorians. South Australians and Western Australians are alright because Vlandys thinks PNG is more important than WA and won’t put a team on there. Victorian’s are a special breed of people as many sane and insane people in Australia know. It’s pretty embarrassing that the best team in Victoria is their NRL team, like seriously just support the Storm, at least with Bellamy you are guaranteed finals every year.

Also as person who has been dragged to a swans game from a friend from Adelaide who has moved here, its confirmed that half the guys at the SCG are from Newtown, which is “Gods country”. Can’t grow the game in syd when half the supporter base willingly takes it up the arse.

the afl gf was so shitty I can’t believe people pay to watch that shit. Heck even the worst NRL gfs clear a good portion of the AFL ones.

by dkom February 09, 2025