Country Dictionary

A band so awesome that they can sing about cheese and make it sound cool.

On the scale of awesomeness, Weezer is super great.

To be homosexual is to be maj0r

go away major

The high school parking lot in Alton, IL. The word is even recognized as a location name by the local newspaper.

"Someone backed into my car in the pit."

A game that involves cutting a face-hole in a 55 gal trash bag and crouching down inside the bag (to look like trash) in a driveway or on a porch. The object of the game is to frighten residents, trick-or-treaters, or unsuspecting pizza delivery guys.

"We went trash-bagging at some friends' houses"

Slang for 'Cheers Brother' used by New Zealand Maori. Also 'Cher the Cher' or 'Cher Cher'

Heres the crate of Lion Red Cher Bro

Any police vehicle with the traditional black and white paint job. If you see one, there are a few more waiting that you haven't seen yet. The word is Altonian in origin.

"Oh crap! A roach just pulled out in front of me."

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.

"Jessica is a total table niner."