A fork of Rural Dictionary
>-no glove no love >-don't be silly wrap you willy >-don't be a fool wrap your tool >-don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong >-dont be a wenis protect you penis >-dont share your sperm over your worm >-before you spank her cover your wanker >-If theres gunna be affection cover your erection >-if your gunna banger cover your wanger >- There only a buck get one before you fuck or pretty much to wear a condom.
dont forget to "rubber your ducky" tomorrow night.