Country Dictionary

CBBC

Highly addictive TV produced by the BBC for children but actually targeted at adults as a babysitting device. Questionable characters in certain programs include PC Plum and Archie the inventor from Balamory.

'Stop crying and watch some Balamory'

Archie the inventor

Character from Balamory, a chum of PC Plum. Archie lives in a Pink Castle, is quite fat and wears a kilt.
He is always fiddling with some great new invention, which requires him to ask PC Plum for some assistance.
Certainly not intended for the CBBC audience

Hello PC Plum, would you mind holding this knob for me

prodigy

A child who plays the piano when he/she ought to be in bed

Mozart: lecherous junkie genius murdered by ......