A fork of Rural Dictionary
a guy who is really nice and cute, but hes a huge prude, so hes no fun. also hes extremely skinny. but he has a six pack so its all good.
i love kiefer but why does he have to be such a prude!
is sexist!
when kiefer got a tiger they only had guy tigers. that is sexist. now his tiger is named raquel even though it is a guy. world of warcraft needs to be less sexist and have girl tigers too because girl tigers exist in the real world!
a person who will kill your boner.
guy 1: i had this huge boner last night then i thought about femus and i lost it and i couldnt get it back! guy 2: fucking femus!
a guy who is really nice, but he is a femus. the only way to describe him is a femus. a femus is a noun, or an adjective, used to name or describe someone who is just so indescribable the only thing to call them or describe them as is femus. it is not a good thing to be called a femus!!! also spelled as phemus
n. hey femus! adj. ew hes such a femus.