A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your friend’s idiot ex-boyfriend. *
*Refers only to ex boyfriends, not current or any female. Strictly past and passed male biblical-type relations
Ol’ fuzzleknucks has rump-ring me for the last time! Next time I see him, I’m gonna make Manson jealous
Same as “butt-dial”
If I get another rump-ring from fuzzleknucks I’m going to rip his head off.
1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.
2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)
Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.
Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.