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Eating Soufflé

The ultimate expression of ineptitude, supplanting "out to lunch." Derived from the king of all dipshits, George W. Bush - when asked what he was doing when he learned that President Obama finally cleaned up his mess and took out Bin Laden, he responded "eating soufflé."

Further, not in touch with the real world, crazy; also, inattentive. This expression transfers a temporary physical absence for the purpose of eating soufflé to a temporary or permanent mental absence. In George W. Bush's case, it's the permanent kind.

Don't bother, this dumbfuck is eating soufflé.

by drokhole May 13, 2011

The Waterslide

When you feel a shit coming out that's so incredibly massive, you flush right before it's about to hit the water so it doesn't fold and clog the toilet. The shit, rather than come to a rest in the toilet bowl, then rides the pipe-waves down to the sewers.

Hey guys, sorry I clogged your toilet. I forgot to turn on the waterslide.

by drokhole August 14, 2010