Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

money whip

the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex

Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch. Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009

ass cracker

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass

Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up" Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009

chest taco

when a man's chest hair only grows in a narrow vertical strip in the middle of his chest thus resembling a taco

Prince would totally look like a chic if he lost the chest taco.

by drpoonandtheteenangels June 27, 2009

poonta vista

a location from which vast quantities of poon may be readily viewed

frat boy 1: dude where r u going for spring break? frat boy 2: duh, poonta vista. how bout u?

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

anal openness

the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass

Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green. Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness. Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.

by drpoonandtheteenangels November 18, 2009

anal cleft

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack

City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009

altering the boy

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest. the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior what your uncle did to your cousin

Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits. Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him. Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009