A fork of Rural Dictionary
the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex
Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch. Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?
One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up" Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
when a man's chest hair only grows in a narrow vertical strip in the middle of his chest thus resembling a taco
Prince would totally look like a chic if he lost the chest taco.
a location from which vast quantities of poon may be readily viewed
frat boy 1: dude where r u going for spring break? frat boy 2: duh, poonta vista. how bout u?
the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass
Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green. Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness. Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.
n. the proper legal term for the ass crack
City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....
term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest. the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior what your uncle did to your cousin
Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits. Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him. Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?