A fork of Rural Dictionary
consensual sex slave sometimes without the sex
"I swear dude. I wear that t-shirt that says 'Will you be my love slave?' and girls I've never seen before just walk up to me and say 'Yes'."
The term "porn princess" is a polite diminutive retrograde form of the more widespread term "porn queen". It does not imply her behavior is any less lewd or immoral or kinky.
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli." -- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008
Can refer to a person or a sexbot. When refering to a person, "kinkazoid" usually means one of the following: 1. a general pervert 2. a pervert who owns and bangs a kinkazoid sexbot 3. someone who works at a Kinko's copy center When referring to a sexbot, a "kinkazoid" is a sexbot specially designed or outfitted for some pervert fetish. For example: 1. a schoolgirl or Sailor Moon sexbot (popular in Japan); 2. an anime elf-waif sexbot (popular among D&D fans); 3. a life-size Barbie-replica sexbot; 4. a zoological creature, male or female, like a swan or hairy gorilla sexbot; 5. an alien male or female lifeform, like an Alien, Klingon, or Predator sexbot; 6. a wtf-celebrity sexbot, i.e. a replica of a celebrity or famous person not normally associated with sex, like Margaret Thatcher or Queen Victoria. Note that alien sexbots like T'Pring (Star Trek) or Zhaan (Farscape) or 44 of D (Borg), or celebrity-replicas like Paris Hilton or Madonna sexbots, would not be considered kinkazoids because their prototypes are considered sexy (at least by some). "Kinkazoid" usually implies a sexbot that fulfills some kind of deviant desire or fantasy. For some reason the teddy bear sexbots used by a lot of women are not considered deviant, therefore they aren't labeled as kinkazoids.
"Omigod! Did you hear? They busted open his basement and found a Margaret Thatcher kinkazoid down there! Fox News is hushing it up!" "What a kinkazoid. I always knew he was a dirty Tory douche bag."
a smilie in the vague form of 'the finger', aka a smilie fuck you common version: ..!.. british version: .V.. there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies
"That girl I was chatting with at Myface, I asked for her phone number and she gave me a 555 number and a fuckie!"
a cybersex partner; someone you cyber with just like you were lovers in real usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
Usually you never meet your cyberlover, but there are many cases I know about where two cyberlovers arrange to meet in real. Usually one of them flies out to the city where the other lives; sometimes they arrange to meet in a completely different city. In every case, they practically fuck in the cab on the way to the hotel.
pronounced rude-i-tude-i-nal to cop a rude attitude, usually toward someone you consider your social or coolness inferior
"That new GenXY dude in IT went all ruditudinal on me, acting all myfacy and chit, like I never heard of the web... so I went all homeboy wiggerspeak on his sorry pale ass, then ended it with some choice high-tech quotes from my homey Snoop." "Man, you gotta lay off the expresso. Them young folks round here gonna think you're some crazy old dino dude." "Fer shizzle, bro. Teach them young mofos not to fuck duck with the buck or rude tude with the dude."