Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Violent Femmes

A 3 piece punk-folk-rock-band from Milwaukee. Relatively well known to generation X-ers for their college anthems ("Add it Up" "Blister in the Sun" "Kiss Off" "Gimme the Car"). They consist of Gordon Gano (Vocals, Guitar) Victor DeLorenzo (Drums, back up vocals) & Brian Ritchie (insane bass guitar, back up vocals - some lead). One of the greatest bands of the last 20 years, and definitely the best live act still touring today. Unfortunately, a lot of their catalogue has been overshadowed by their #1 hit "blister in the sun" - one of their lesser tracks, but one that had an infectious refrain which caught the attention of the mass consciousness. They've had a few revivals (or just off mainstream revivals) over the years. "American Music" was a big hit from "Why do birds sing", "Blister in the Sun" is a movie soundtrack favourite and Ethan Hawke covered "Add it Up" in Reality Bytes. Tragically, a mini-thesis could be written on how the usage of the song "Add it Up" (and the censoring of it) within Reality Bytes represented exactly what was lacking in the movie. Still, there are few bands with more quotable songs - and fewer bands with more rabid fans. Trivia: Even if you haven't heard of the femmes, chances are you've heard Gordon play - as the guitarist for the Law & Order theme.

1 "Add it up" Why can't I get just one fuck? Why can't I get just one fuck? guess it's got somethin' to do with luck but I've waited my whole life for just one.... 2 "Hallowed Ground" Everyone's trying to decide where to go when there's no place to hide I follow the bombs as they're coming down this must have been, hallowed ground. 3 "American Music" did you do too many drugs? I did too many drugs did you do too many drugs, too? baby...

by dtrax May 20, 2005

chesty bond

Australian Product Line & Colloquialism A line of mens singlets put out by the "Bonds" company. They have thicker shoulder straps than most singlet brands and hang flush so as to emphasize the chest. The Bonds singlets are known as the "chesty" line, and have a mascott - "Chesty Bond" synonymous with wifebeater

Calling a wifebeater a chesty bond hasn't had a significant impact in lowering the instances of spousal abuse.

by dtrax May 21, 2005

Clam Bandit

A bandit that eats clams. Also known as a lesbian.

The Red Room is full of clam bandits on ladies night.

by dtrax January 11, 2007

trepanned

Term used in online gaming which was popularized by Action Quake; it refers to the act of trepanation. Only in this case, the hole bored into your head is made by a bullet rather than a surgical instrument.

"Bulletproof was trepanned by TheBurntOne's MK23"

by dtrax May 21, 2005

buzz kill

when someone or something ruins a special moment which may or may not be drug induced. see also buzzkill

A) The protagonist experienced the ultimate buzz kill in "The Crying Game" when Dil removed -his- pants. "Dude, I'm so high right now" "yeah, but we just smoked the last of the weed and your girlfriend took our rent money to fix the dent you left in her car last week" "Dude, could you be any *more* of a buzz kill right now ?" B) Urban Dictionary's inability to recognize identical terms with minor spelling variations is such a buzz kill.

by dtrax May 21, 2005

Run DMC

Seminal rap group responsible for bringing hip hop into the mainstream. First Rap group ever to go gold, platinum, have a video shown on MTV and have a single go #1. Group consisted of two MCs - Joseph Simmons (RUN) & Darryl McDaniels (DMC) & one DJ - Jason Mizell (Jam Master Jay. Slowly faded into obscurity with their more recent efforts (Down with the king & Crown Royale). Had a brief revival in '97 when Jason Nevins remixed "It's Like That" from their first album. Disbanded since the murder of Jam Master Jay in 2002.

Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rocked rhymes Humpty Dumpty fell down that's his hard time Jack B. Nimble what nimble and he was quick But Jam Master cut faster Jack's on Jay's dick Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep And Alice chillin somewhere in Wonderland Jack's servin Jill a bucket in his hand And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing But Jam Master's gettin loose and D.M.C.'s the king Cause he's adult entertainer Child educator Jam Master Jay king of the crossfader He's the better of the best best believe he's the baddest Perfect timin when I'm climbin I'm a rhymin apparatus Lot of guts When he cuts Girls move their butts His name is Jay hear the play he must be nuts And on the mix real quick and I'd like to say He's not Flash but he's fast and his name is Jay Jay's like King Midas as I was told Everything that he touched turned to gold He's the greatest of the greater get it straight He's great Playing fame cause his name is known in every state His name is Jay To see him play Will make you say God damn that DJ made my day Like the butcher the baker The candlestick maker He's a maker a breaker And a title taker Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe If cuts were kids he would be you Not lyin y'all he's the best I know And if I lie my nose will grow Like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio And you all know how the story go Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs He's a big bad wolf and you're the three pigs He's a big bad wolf in your neighborhood Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good We're Run-D.M.C. got a beef to settle D's not Hansel he's not Gretel Jay's a winner Not a beginner His pockets get fat others get thinner Jump on Jay like cows jump moons People chase Jay like dish and spoon And like all fairy tales end You'll see Jay again my friend

by dtrax May 22, 2005

treeware

One of those unfortunate 'fringe' words that has entered into the language - not popular enough for you to know what it means and not obscure enough for you never to have come in contact with it. The type of word that thrives in the midst of ego inflating chain mail dreck destined to be circulated by the staff at universities everywhere. It will be sandwiched between two other equally esoteric words with equally redundant applications. Used by supposedly tech savvy English Lecturers who believe that their ability to use such terms is inextricably linked with their (immense) technological skill. These are the same Lecturers who spontaneously orgasm over the correct usage of a word like "poleaxed" or wear Atari T-shirts to conventions just for the recognition.

1 You type "treeware" instead of "hardcopy" when you're writing a cleverly worded course outline with your left hand whilst your right hand is busily engaging in ritual self satisfaction. 2 Mr (X) thought using the word treeware in his course outline would gain him some kudos amongst the class. Ironically the class had had so little exposure to the word that they all ended up on urban dictionary reading this definition instead.

by dtrax May 18, 2005