A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.
"Where the hell is my moistwich?"
"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."
When the girl takes the lead in the bedroom.
Usually I take the lead, but last night we did Sadie Hawkins sex.
when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.
I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.
When Mike Vick runs the Wildcat offense.
Yo, the Eagles are running the Wildcat with Mike Vick.
Yeah, they call it the Dumbcat.
Fear of getting something in the male peehole.
I’m going for one of those STD tests and I have peehole vertigo
Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.