A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually located on a large pink cushion, anya is in fact a big fluffy white cat with a big bow in her fur. Bossy but cute, she always gets her way, especially over small dark tabby cats (often called ebbie)...Adorably, she takes good care over a silver tabby called Oscar (who she sometimes sneezes on).
Often found with a certain 'knowing look', she is infact part of a strange organisation because it has a cute name. Fair enough, as she is damned cute.
1)Person: Hey Anya
Anya: Im cute!
2)Small dark tabby: miaow!
Anya: HISSSSS *steals her pannini*