Country Dictionary

When you have liquid shit. If it has chunks it's called Ass Stew.

You might not want to go in there, I just made Ass Soup.

Running around the school yelling penis.

I'm pulling a preston

A Zip-Lock Pussy is when a woman's vagina lips stick together and you have to pull them apart like a Zip-loc bag to separate them and have sex.

Dude, that girl's pussy is so sticky. She has a Zip-Lock Pussy!

A very messed up individual.

He's a Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck.

A fat guy at a church that has to sit in 3 chairs. One time, he tried to sit in one, and it broke, so he yelled out in the middle of church, "Dadgummit! I done it again!" and got in trouble.

Terry broke another chair.

A cornbowl casserole is like an Alabama hot pocket, but you eat nothing but whole corn (no chewing) for several days, then shit in a woman's snatch, then eat up. Alternatively, you can fack it, or both.

I thought about giving her an Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wanted something more exciting, so I went with a Cornbowl Casserole.

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.

I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.