A fork of Rural Dictionary
masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off
can't believe goblin keeps monking off
Fart, pomp, fluff, bottom burp, air biscuit, blow off, barking spider
Dude did you just let off a hawk?! It absolutely rawks!
When your mate goes from being the craziest guy on a night out to someone so boring that watching paint dry would excite them so much they’d have a heart attack
Jon when did you become such a wild bore?