A fork of Rural Dictionary
Man's attempt to give a machine sexual organs.
1) I really wish I could have intercourse with my subwoofer. 2) By the way she was acting last night, you could have sworn she'd want to sleep with that subwoofer. 3) Guy 1: "He's in-love with his car." Guy 2: "Yeah, I bet if he could he'd do it with his subwoofer."