Country Dictionary

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fuck myself

Masturbate.

Dude 1:GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
Dude 2:OK i will fuck myself.
Dude 1:What?
Dude 2:What? I haven't fucked myself in like two days.
Dude 1:You disgust me.

by ElDragonChan November 02, 2008

tall sideways

A phrase which describes fat people. Causes controversy since 'tall' refers to vertical height, and that's why it's even funnier.

John:Wow, he's tall.
Leo:Pshyea.. tall sideways
John:.....ahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!! ..That's slack.
Leo:=P

by ElDragonChan February 25, 2008

culture clash

When one or more cultures are integrated into one environment, causing disruption and challenging contemporary traditions. Often occurs in multicultural societies.

(In Britain)
Indian Guy: Hey, wanna play soccer on the weekend?
White Guy: You play soccer? But you're indian.
Indian Guy: What's my heritage got to do with anything? Ill beat you anyway.
White Guy: We'll see
Random Voice:THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A CULTURE CLASH! MUHUHAHA

by eldragonchan June 28, 2008