Country Dictionary

When something is really far

You were gone forever yesterday cause you were all the way in butt fuck Egypt!!

Short for titty fucking, used by me because I think titty fucking sounds too harsh to describe something that involves something as wonderful as breasts.

mmmmm.. you wanna tiff?

when a girl is so loose that her shit looks like pastrami

Damn! that bitch has been hit so many times shes all pastramied out!

the studliest ferret you'll ever see

topher is such a stud

Faget kid who thinks hes all that.

Chago is so gay!

when something is all funktified and wobbly

Did you see that one girl's ass? it was all slibby!

To have good grip, non-sliding, to grasp well

The tires have good gription!