A fork of Rural Dictionary
a sport for competition season, not a sport if cheering for football/basketball, etc. competition: put together a strenuous 3-minute-long routine in which u have to pack in 1: several group jumps 2: many stunts 3: a dance 4: a cheer 5: many tumbling sequences 6: facials thats a lotta shit to pack into 3-minutes. football season: have to get the crowd involved, pump up the team and be interested in the game the whole time. It involves a lot of spirit and overly expressed emotions towards what is happening in the game probably not as strenuous as competition season, which is probably why it's not considered a sport yet. however, it still involves everything listed below. and you have to memorize a lot of cheers and never-ever mess up in front of anyone, cuase that shit is embarrassing and makes ur team look bad have to have gymnastics & dance skills have to be flexible, strong, loud, and mentally organized it isn't as easy as you dumbass people who dont consider it a sport think. if u try it... THEN u will understand there are so many aspects. u dont have to just run and hit people like in football, or a "real" sport. it involves coordination and technique and strength, PLUS u gotta look good while doing it! SO HA! how easy is that?!
i'm on chicago allstars cheerleading and i practice 6 days a week, at least 3 hours a day. i go to an extra tumbling class so I can nail my full. i am also in a "for-fun" stunting class cheerleading is taking over my life