A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male member of the human race, who likes to find pleasure in the act of insertion of small animals into their rectum.
Don't let him look after your ferret! He's a fucking petshop boy!
Person 1: Did he just fucking wink at me? Person 2: Really doh'
"fo shizzle ma honkizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah honkeezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah honky" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my White-European american brother"
A tool invented in Victorian times for adding a good finish to door handles.
Look at that filthy nobscratch