A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word to describe somehting so incredibly silly that it breaks mortal comprehension barriers entirely.
"That tube is so goobulus! What does it do again?"
The Anti-rizz is a powerful curse that makes someone able to pull hundreds of bitches in the blink of an eye with no interaction, but as soon as the recipient of the curse talks to them, they all get turned off and run away.
Jackson: "Who's that Bogdan who keeps pulling bitches?" Max: "I dunno, he must have the Anti-rizz."
The faggometer is a device made to measure how gay someone is.
Alex: "Lemme whip out my faggometer." Max: "Why does it beep when you point it at Daniel?"
What an intellectual would call a very annoying pumpkin.
"Oh dear, this is such a grampulous goompkin! Oh my!"
A Russian person who posesses the curse of the Anti-rizz.
Alex: "Hey, who's that guy who rizzed up N'GOLAXIZTHA?" Jackson: "I don't know, he's such a Bogdan."
Something that doesn't make any sense, but still exists, in spite of science.
Platypi are such Flashgold, why do they glow in the dark?
What someone who is clinically insane will seach up repeatedly. Searching it up on Google Images will result in the sight of a Sonic News Network image edited to say, "You can't change the past, but you can still overdose on ketamine in a WalMart parking lot."
Max: "SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE." Alex: "Dang, that guy must be insane."