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apricot

The term often used by military snipers to describe the cerebellum region of the brain. This is a prime target area and is the general shape and size of an apricot, hence the slang name of apricot.

I put a round right through that fuckers apricot!

protein powder

n. This is the resulting powder after you have depositing cum into (or onto) your cum dumpster (see also fuck buddy). Once this ejaculate dries and is rubbed or brushed against, it produces a fine powder known as protein powder.

Last night I gave Lisa a Superman, when I woke up this morning the sheet had come unglued and there was protein powder all over my new fucking sheets! I had to make that bitch snort up all of that shit before I received my blumpkin!