Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Saint Petersburg

City on the west coast of Florida. Founded in 1876. Current Population: 248,232, mostly old people. Across from Tampa. Usually shortened to St. Pete or Da Burg. Gets really hot during the summer and can get down to 37 degrees in the winter, which is deadly cold to its residents. also, has all the hot babes.

A conversation that happens in Saint Petersburg often: Jim: Dude, lets go to the beach. Dave: Which one? Jim: Well, we could go to Reddington, Clearwater, or Indian Rocks... Dave: No, man, let's go to saint pete beach. Jim: you're right, saint pete does have all the hot babes. Dave: and old people...

by epausti June 26, 2007

optical illusion girlfriend

a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite. popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.

A Conversation: Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly! Dave: What do you mean? Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all. Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous. Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion. 6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend. Jim: For real.

by epausti February 01, 2011

Benism

n. a definition where one describes something using the same word, but in a different context. From the popular meme "Sage Advice Ben"

Some examples: "Brilliance is a sign of brilliance" "Butt-sex is the butt-sex of sex" A conversation: Jim: Dude, don't cry! Dave: I know, I look weak. Jim: And as we know, weakness is a sign of weakness. Dave: Such a Benism. *sob*

by epausti March 15, 2013

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…” “I’ll do it if I can be Twain.” “Sounds fun!”

by epausti December 07, 2023

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…” “I’ll do it if I can be Twain.” “Sounds fun!”

by epausti November 13, 2023