A fork of Rural Dictionary
Urba-diction may be the crème de la crème of all addictions. Characterized by extreme highs or euphoria, jones-ing, loss of control, compulsion, anxiety, winning, losing, and possible failure to eat, sleep, or accomplish any required tasks. .....
x: She was doing just fine 'til the urba-diction got her. y: Yeah, they need a PROGRAM for that.
I'm positing that it means: Heavens! Think about it. I also suspect it was used on some American cartoon in the sixties.
x: Sacre bleu! The cat has washed the dishes! y: I knew she would if I asked her enough times.
verb: to humph someone or to go humphing around. Pronounced hmffff; requires practice to vocalize properly. High-pitched rendering particularly effective. Short for harumph. .......
x: I did nothing. y: You just said she was humphing up and down all over the place, dude. x: I don't know what I did. y: You better figure it out.
Lips attached to male lawyers, or possibly even law students, which are the focus of attention among certain groups of females. These lips are often quite shapely and sexually alluring, although no scientific relationship therein has been established. Women who express interest in these lips are quite well aware of the other key aspect of lawyer lips, which is that they lie in every conceivable circumstance.
..... Hot-to-trot chick in club: I'm going to get on those lawyer lips right away. Impervious friend-chick: You do that. I wouldn't touch those lips with a ten foot pole.
Slippery, pernicious material frequently found in bathtub and shower areas. Hazardous and unsanitary substance common to the interior of tubs and other bathing facilities. Good housekeeping is the most effective intervention strategy. NOTE: 1) Bathtub accidents are a popular form of "accidental" death in the American cinema. 2) Falls are the 2nd most common cause of accidental death in the US. Critical considerations:* "Accidents in the bathtub and shower area can be defined as a complex, time dependent system of components interacting simultaneously and sequentially to produce injury." "The slipperiness of most bathtub surfaces constitutes the chief hazard... Bathtubs far exceed shower stall in accident potential."(*Findings FROM: "A Systematic Program to Reduce the Incidence and Severity of Bathtub and Shower Area Injuries, FINAL REPORT June 4,1975")
.......... DETECTIVE 1: So, what's the COD? MEDICAL EXAMINER: Tubslime, complicated by blunt force trauma to the skull. DETECTIVE 2: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? DETECTIVE 1: (shrug/nods.)
Proposed spin-off of UD for all juicy words and defs pertaining to special sex interests and extra-funky body fluids. (et cetera.) Exclusive. "Catering to specialized tastes." .....
x: Word up! I am so amped abt Diss'd-Urbin Dick-Shunary! It's such a bone-dropper havin to wade through all that ca-ca like 'gladden' and 'sacre bleu'. y: Yeah, I wasted like a whole minute checkin out 'bumph'. Sooo not what I thought. Like, leave that cha-cak in the dust. We're gone, dude. x: Word out.
verb. To be maximally disrespectful in reply to someone else's comment––under the guise of disaffectation, ennui, apathy.
x: Whoa. Did you just WHATEVER me? y: Whatever. No! Like, it means nothing, you know?. x: No. You whatevered me, asshole. You are totally fired.