A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beer!
Child: Daddy, what are you drinking?
Father: It's burp juice.
Child: Why is it called burp juice?
Father: Because when I drink it, it makes me burp.
A replacement for the phrase Too F’ckin Bad
Need help with that, well Tom F’ckin Brady!
The arms of someone who plays video games all day.
Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?
The arms of someone who plays video games all day.
Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?
The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.
1st guy) Why is this traffic moving so slow.
2nd guy) There's a guy ahead of us that is driving the exact speed limit.
1st guy) He's the slowest common denominator
Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.
Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.
Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.
Can also apply to adults.
Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!