A fork of Rural Dictionary
In the face of Operation Yewtree and other similar investigations, many 70's, 80's and 90's childhood memories are tainted by the presences of nonces and sex offenders such as Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter. Thus, instead of being nostalgic for Top of the Pops hosted by Jimmy Savile, you're noncestalgic.
Person A: I'm so noncestalgic for Gary Glitter's music.
Not used as the usual pie (a pastry food), but to mean 'I am bored', 'I pay no attention' amongst teenagers and young people. Is often used along with the phrase cool story bro.
Person A - (describes how to draw a triangle in 3,000 words)
Person B - Pie.
When you belch, think it's over, then let out another bit of belch.
A: burps, burps again
B: That was a wicked two-parter!