Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Mexi-mult

A Latin American fellow with a mullet or hockey-style haircut - short on top/front, long in the back

I love those old Saved By the Bell episodes, particularly AC Slater's mexi-mult.

by etafatdik June 10, 2010

Hancock

(1) A drunk superhero

(2) Completing a difficult or physically challenging task or set of tasks while intoxicated

The guy finished off a 12-pack of Bud then proceeded to light himself on fire and jump off the roof into the pool. Holy Hancock!

by etafatdik July 23, 2011

nig heist

A parody punk band primarily made up of Black Flag roadies led by "Mugger" (Steve Corbin). Band members often performed in sex shop-based costumes or even naked. The music (and taunting of the crowd) intended to be as insulting, crude and vulgar as possible -- including references to the previous night's homosexual acts or requests to see the genitalia of the females in the audience. Corbin claims to have arrived at the band name based on a friend of his who would steal his cigarettes to the cry of "Nig heist!"

Nig Heist often opened for Black Flag

by etafatdik July 11, 2008

Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".

Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"

by etafatdik June 19, 2008

throw a fuck

(a) To ruin, destroy or screw up

(b) To casually have sexual intercourse with

(a) Campus Police showing up is going to throw a fuck into my late night party.

(b) She's not that hot but I'd throw her a fuck.

by etafatdik July 07, 2009

211 in progress

(1) Police code for a robbery currently taking place

(2) The act of consuming a 40 oz. of Steel Reserve malt liqour

Stan: "Dude you drank half that 40 already?!?"

Oliver: "211 in progress!"

by etafatdik June 19, 2008

dollar bomb

Balling up paper currency and throwing it at a stripper or on the stage

Hahaha...my dollar bomb hit that chick in the tit!

by etafatdik July 08, 2009