Country Dictionary

18th Century sland for penis

Excuse me kind maddam, could you please suck my creamsicle?

1.) -noun- a vulgar remark, commonly used to berate another person as a result of poor judgement on his/her behalf.

i can't see ashley simpson in her new mtv video, get out of my way you goddamn peckerbutt!

The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.

When you get you man hood stuck in a Chinese Dinosaur

That chingching hurt so bad

The act of wordmasturbation/word

I'm going to go have myself a onesome

When an object is given to you and paid for by the person giving it to you.

Because you are sexy, this drink is on the house.

wordPants/word that are wordawesome/word.

Gee those pants are awesome-pants.