A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.
Mike: "LA Woman again? All this classic rock station plays is beard music."
A person who abstains from any foods of animal origin, making an exception for brie cheese, which is the nectar of the gods.
Bill: "Hey, is that a cheese plate?" Jane: "Wait a minute, I thought you said you went vegan!" Bill: "Not vegan. Briegan!"
A snarky little quip made when someone has mistakenly repeated themselves.
Man in the coffee shop: Continuing on, I'd like a chai tea latte with milk. Barista: Department of Redundancy Department!