A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you whack off right after waking up in the morning. A wake and whack session usually occurs right after one awakes in the middle of an erotic dream or when one wakes with with morning wood.
Dude: I arose with a gnarly case of morning wood so I had to wake and whack!
Dude's Homie: Way to start the day off on the right hand!
Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.
I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!