A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slur directed at former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair, on the grounds of his contrived media image and exposés on his misleading of the public, such as over the presence of WMDs in Iraq.
How will I explain to my children that we were led on by Phony Tony?
A somewhat hyperbolic title or caption often added to posts of debates, lectures or discussions featuring a commentator that the poster endorses. It is most frequently associated with YouTube channels promoting conservative figures such as Ben Shapiro and discussing divisive modern trends or viewpoints. Jokes around it often centre on the clickbait-y nature of the title, as well as whether or not the commentator's points in the video can really be considered to be 'facts'.
Ben Shapiro on veganism: Triggered libs DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS
A pun on both the words semen and X-Men. With the Marvel superheroes group the X-Men being so named after the initial of Professor Charles Xavier (Professor X), it has been so joked that had he chosen the initial of his first name, they would have been entitled 'the C-men'
Good thing he didn't call them the C-men. Alexa might have played some very different movies then.
A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.
Don't even listen to him, he's got pot noodle. It's okay, he'll be fine in the morning.
Singing in such a manner as to show off one's wide vocal range, but in a vulgar/tasteless manner to the detriment of the song the singer is singing. Auditions for shows such as American Idol and X Factor are often plagued with this.
1. That performance was just an excuse for rangewanking.
When a broadcaster padding out a show or going off-script says something cringe-inducing or excessively long-winded while trying to be sophisticated or artful with their words, in a manner similar to the comedic fictional television personality Alan Partridge.
Adrian Chiles segueing from a harrowing humanitarian news item to some light-hearted banter is peak accidental partridge
A phrase used in response to when someone is being excessively sexual on social media, particularly if it's in response to a post which has nothing to do with sex, or which really ought not to stir any sexual desire within anybody. The image that usually accompanies it is the meme dog Doge sternly hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat.
"Hey look, I got bored in lockdown and did some concept art for this female character I think is cool." "Damn bro she thicc" "Dafuq bro, go to horny jail"