Country Dictionary

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Dragon cock

A picture of a man's penis tattooed and pierced to look like a dragon. Pictures saying "y hello thar, dragoncock" exist.

Have you seen the dragon cock? I can't believe someone got their dick tattooed to look like a dragon.

by fanglekai August 31, 2010

transfriend

Similar to a boyfriend or girlfriend, but the person is transgender. Transfriend helps one avoid the embarrassment of saying the wrong gender. It also serves as a new way to define a relationship without resorting to non-trans pronouns.

Hey, mom and dad, this is my transfriend. We're dating.

by fanglekai April 22, 2016

toasterfucking

Toasterfucking implies an extreme sexual urge. If one is horny enough to fuck a toaster, he is willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel if need be in order to get laid.

Man I was toasterfucking horny on Friday, I had sex with a really fat, deformed chick.


by fanglekai November 24, 2008