Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Feeding the Mayor

Taking a Dump

Guy 1: "Hey asshole! I gotta use the goddamn toilet!" Guy: "STFU MAN! I was doing us all a favor and feeding the mayor."

by fapfapfapfapfap...CHOCOLATE! January 21, 2011

The Rhino

When someone puts a paper party hat on and uses it to pleasure someone.

I just did the rhino on sally!

by fapfapfapfapfap...CHOCOLATE! February 19, 2011

Dropping The Whistle

When a guy uses the force of gravity to drop his flaccid penis into a girls butthole

Guy 1: Hey, i dropped the whistle into sally last night Guy 2: OMG ive been dropping the whistle into sue for the past half an hour

by fapfapfapfapfap...CHOCOLATE! January 19, 2011

A.T.B.A.R

auto tuned beyond all recognition

dude 1: did you here that bitch rebecca black's new song? dude 2: yeah man, that shit is A.T.B.A.R