Country Dictionary

far

anything outside the range of a full extended arm from a lying down position on the couch and not being able to move to get an item because the ass groove has a hold on the body comparable to that of a tractor beam from Star Wars

Hey man can you get that beer for me? (With outstretched arms) dude, thats far!

frazzle

When you try to get your friend more stoned than they imagined, so that they can't function with what they were supposed to be doing, usually by suprise

I'm here to get you frazzled! Spark this!