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hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.

oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er

by fartface January 27, 2008

Pen is

What happens when you put the words pen and is too close to each other

The pen is in her.

by FartFace February 23, 2016