Country Dictionary

Gesture created by turning out one's pants pockets, releasing the zipper and then exposing one's flaccid chode in an entertaining fashion, so as to resemble an elephant's trunk.

"Oh my God Tom, not the White Elephant again, nobody wants to see it, put that thing away."

short wanksta who can suck his own dick

"hey fitzynigga go suck your own cock"

a kid or an idiot;
a random name used to insult someone

Spongebob:"I might be a kid, or a goof ball, or a knucklehead mcspazatron."

very long and very thick side burns
(if some1 has these u can also call the petting zoo)

nealy and liz have muttenchops and they are petting zoo's

expressing disappointing without offending others with the word F*CK

Situation: someone before you just bought the last Jordan size 9

Response: "Ah, fackaroo!"

being worse then bull shit.

Situation: Dealer pulls a 21 when you have a 20.

Response: "This is horse shit!"

midget born through someones ass

"Fred Durst is an ass gnome"