A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Retarded way to spell piano.
Guy1: How do you spell piano? Guy2: since your Retarded, it’s pano.
A person who breathes heavily while looking at you at night when your going to bed
911: what’s your emergency You: there’s a Pervert outside my window
someone who is a total stupid train wreck and eats tide pods at Papa Murphy's.
There was a retard who crashed into a papa murphy's screaming "I NEED TIDE PODS"
a stupid fish that beats up other fish and has and other stupid fish eat the corpse.
man there's a thundlewump in my fish tank
A fart that goes so long that you’lol be late to where your going because of your long fart
Boss: why are you late today? You: I had a tardyfart