Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Ant grabber

Some one who a penis resembles an ant eater

Jeezuz Christ did you feel that ant grabber

It just tied a knot on my poop

by few2020 November 10, 2021

Fecal Freddy

Someone one who has nightmares about poo

Had another fecal Freddy last night and now I’m tired

by few2020 November 10, 2021

Judy stretcher

When you use both hands in a flipper motion to split a girls fanny up to the belly button

I had to give her a good old Judy stretcher as I had no wallet

by few2020 November 10, 2021

chaffinch bath

to wash your scrotum in sink

i have just enough time for a quick chaffinch bath before the wife arrives

by few2020 February 18, 2020