Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

kia

a kia is a shitty korean car that dies when driving up hill. acronym for Killed in Atempt to by weed. please do yourself a favor and burn any kia you see.

shitty shit shit shit No.

by ffhk1 July 30, 2004

nargaroth

Awesome black metal solo project by a German named René Kanwulf Wagne. Started in 1991. Most famous for the song BLACK METAL IST KRIEG.

"Black Metal ist Krieg!" -Nargaroth

by ffhk1 December 02, 2005

festivities

Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.

Dude, festivities tonite. Don't forget to hit up tha weed man.

by ffhk1 August 26, 2004

dying fetus

Dying Fetus is a kick ass death metal band.

Dude you going to see dying fetus and skinless tonite?

by ffhk1 June 05, 2004

south

place where you go to live if you wanna make crappy wages, be surrounded by hicks , or if you move to a city niggers, sweat your ass off in the summer and freeze your ass off in the winter. most southern girls are ugly and most southern guys are idiots. keeps the 'manufactured home' (aka trailor) industry in business. a cultural wasteland. the people cannot let go of a war that happened 140 years ago.

the south is the butthole, armpit, and scrotum of the united states.

by ffhk1 May 24, 2005

the beatles

Horrible "rock" band. Overhyped by the media like todays pop music. No real talent, the music is lacking even the most simplistic of musical structures. Lyrics are repetitive and boring. Did not influence ANY modern music. This was often thought because of ignorance but the truth is modern rock and metal, punk, etc, were influenced by early african american blues and jazz artists. If anything the beatles were influenced by those blues and jazz artists. Really nothing special, just a band with the biggest fanboy base of any band ever. And they wouldn't exsist if they hadn't had this crap shoved down their throat before they got a chance to listen to real original music. I give the beatles a 1 out of 10 for originality, musical prowess, and lyrical ability. Go listen to something that actually sounds good instead of listening to this cookie cutter record company garbage that some sick individuals like to call music.

The Beatles truly suck. If you give this a thumbs down, you are a fanboy in denial of good music.

by ffhk1 November 20, 2005

night elf

the race in world of warcraft played mostly by noobs, little kids, and chinese gold farmers. if you happen to be horde and on a pvp server, corpse camp them as much as possible because they don't deserve to play the game for picking such a lame looking race.

haha i corpse camped that night elf so much that he logged out and deleted his charecter then killed himself. i rock.

by ffhk1 June 16, 2006