A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you hi 5 a bi-sexual. often used to imply the person you are hi 5ing is a closet bisexual.
hey sam nice bi five! "Hey Joseph, did you just hi five Jake?" "No way man, that was a definite bi 5!" "Wait, so he's a ---" "Yep, biggest bi on the block!"
someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.
'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?' 'She's a skitzo bitch.'
if we let 'uow' equal that institution in the city of wollongong that masquerades as a university, but is accepted only as such by the self-styled students that attend there, and other delusional members of the public... then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students. symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.
'So, poor white kid, where do you go to uni?' 'Wollongong' 'No, I said uni, you r-tard' 'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!' Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome. 'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' 'What?' 'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'
a nocturnal turtle; a turtle that is awake at the night time and asleep at the daytime. also known as a party turtle or wartortle.
James, the biggest douche in the universe, wished he was dead, or at least a nocturtle because let's face it he was pretty shit as a human being. Unfortunately, he was no great shakes as a nocturtle either. May he rot in pieces.
when a goth is startled, shocked, enthused etc. by something or other
'Metallica exists' 'Omgoth!'
a cat whose job it is to CATch rats. often used when mousetraps would be inconvenient because you could step on then or if somebody lieks cats as a pet.
'Hey Jake, so why are we here on this sunny day at such an indoor pet shop?' 'Well Joseph, I'm here to get me a ratcat.' 'Ratcat? Sorry Jake, i'm unfamiliar with the phrase.' 'Then go look it up on urbandictionary, i don't have time to explain for I'm busy buying a ratcat.'
although it is often mistaken for an official award, it is merely an expression used to denote just how faggy someone is.
'Gosh, that banno sure takes home the fag trophy.' 'You're telling me, could that skirt BE any shorter?' 'Well, physically, it could. But I see what you're getting at.'