A fork of Rural Dictionary
similar to a 'breast', but covered in tentacles; hence the compound word 'breastacle' most notable for the fact that when you grab one, it can grab you right back.
'Time to cop me a feel of that there breastacle' *grabs breastacle, in the belief it will somehow endear the female to him* 'Oh motherFUCKER. It just grabbed me back! It's at times like these that i reflect upon the terms IRONIC and COMEUPPANCE.'
to fake make out, or to make out fakely.
James blushed as his two best friends proceeded to fake out in front of him - he knew they were just faking it to mess with him, but even so he couldn't help a momentary flash of anger and lust; stemming from the many times he had imagined his own lips upon their gossamer-soft angel-lips.
when somebody blocks you, then unblocks you, and then blocks you, and so on very rapidly so that the right side of your screen fills up with 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Scabby is Online' etc. often used by attention-seeking losers who want to make it very apparent that you know that they don't want to talk to them. of course, they are such idiots that they don't realise that this undermines the entire basis and point of blocking somebody.
'Oh, Chwist on a Cwucifix, he's attention blocking me again' 'How can you tell' 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Thats how.'
when one subtly makes casual remarks about god/christianity/jesus that causes christian friends to overreact and defend their beliefs to the amusement of oneself.
*Christian Baiting in Practice' 'Well of course God is clearly a homophobe.' 'What... no he isn't' 'Well doesn't he say in Leviticus 18:22 "Do not practice homosexuality; it is a detestable sin."' 'Um, he hates homosexuality, not homosexuals as people!' 'What do you think defines them as homosexuals? Their sexuality, of course. So God is a homophobe.' 'Well you're going to hell so HA!' 'Touche... touche...'
somebody who, for reasons of age or ultra-strict religious parents (baptist, anyone?), is unable to gain access to the vast quantities of alcohol necessary in these modern times to blur life enough that it seems vaguely tolerable. they crave this alcohol so, that one who is over 16/18/21 or whatever, can get them to do anything in return for alcohol, and the promise of more alcohol to come. anything within reason, of course.
Act 1, Sc. 1: Mercutio & Romeo chat in an alleyway. Juliet enters from stage right. 'hey can i have some alcohol?' aside 'looks like i've got me a 'lil alcohol whore'... 'sure, i've got me an alcopop right here. just get down and gimme 20' 'sure, boss!' 'no, not pushups.'
one engages in the act of 'facebook masturbation' when one decides to 'like' their own status.
'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!' Michael is partying down lol haha! Michael likes this status. Classic facebook masturbation.
exam cramwich or just plain cramwich; it refers to the painful forced ingestion of dry and tasteless facts immediately prior to an exam.
one sunday evening on msn.... timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO: omg, i totally nailed this uber-hot chick todayz, it was fully hektick,no kidzing!!!! i'm bitter, but not bitter about it: sorry, brb, exam cramwich timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO: god, i am so fucking sick of your stupid new abbreviations for every fucking situation timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO: wtf does 'cramwich' even mean? i'm bitter, but not bitter about it: it means im 'cramming' for the chem finals on tuesday, a-duh timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO: maybe if you spent less time making up stupid crap and more time studying you wouldn't have to cram 2 days b4 the exam i'm bitter, but not bitter about it: maybe your face?