Country Dictionary

Monokini

A bathing suit for women without a top, it's generally used for tanning purposes.

1. All the men were looking at Lucy-Sue when she was wearing her monokini

Blob Dylan

1. Singer Bob Dylan used to have a wonderful singing voice, till one day he went swimming in a lake with a lot of algae in it and he got a frog stuck in his throat. Since then, he's earned the nickname "Blob Dylan". 2. Slang for anyone who used to have a great voice till a sudden accident left them sounding strange.

1. *I've got a frowg stuck in my thrwoat* -Blob Dylan 2. Hank used to be a great singer, then one day he got hit by a roflcopter, he's a total Blob Dylan.

Sexxium

Something; anything that makes a male have an hard-on

Guy: Hot chicks used to be my sexxium, but now I use viagra.

SOL

1. Shit outta luck 2. The spanish word for sun

Pablo was an SOL when his eyes got urned out by the sol.