A fork of Rural Dictionary
Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall
Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.
Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.
Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.
Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!
When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.
Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
Sounds tubular broski!