Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

lowest common denomination

1. When someone claims to be "Christrian" but has never been in a church and has a vague recollection of the ten commandments, but thinks they are good person. 2. In religion, the lowest common denominator or least common denominator (abbreviated LCD) is the least common multiple of the denomination of a set of vulgar religions. It is the smallest common thought that is a multiple of the denominations.

God hates fags, that's Joseph 3:16, bro... I know I am apart of the lowest common denomination.

by floorfly November 13, 2010

hedge hog

A man you encourage your daughter to date, wed, or procreate with so you have a hedge fund for your non existent social security. Also known as "Fat F@#$%." Guys that have no other redeeming quality than a paycheck. Also see "Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.

I used to be worried about my retirement, until my daughter found her new hedge hog on e-harmony. I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to procreate when I was 16, now I can retire at 35.

by floorfly November 30, 2010

salary challenged

Unemployed or when living beyond ones means catches up with oneself.

Qdoba catered their wedding, they are salary challenged.

by floorfly November 13, 2010

shotgun insurance

When a couple gets married for health insurance and not love.

They are divorced already? Yeah, she got health insurance at her new job so she canceled her shotgun insurance.

by floorfly November 13, 2010

no homeo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds like a natural or homeopathic cure, without intending to be aggressively granola.

Try oscillo for the flu, no homeo.

by FloorFly November 11, 2010

shelf esteem

When someone builds their self esteem from self help books.

My coworker just added Dr. Phil to her shelf esteem library, now everyday at lunch its Dr. P said this Dr. P said that.

by floorfly November 13, 2010

accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.

Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."

by floorfly November 13, 2010