Country Dictionary

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Asian

A person who was born in Asia or is descended from an Asian.

SOME ethnicities that qualify as part of the Asian race:

East Asians, including:

* Japanese people

* Chinese people

* Koreans

* Mongols

* Hmong People

Southeast Asians, including:

* Thai people

* Vietnamese people

* Filipino people

* Bruneian people

* Lao people

East Asians typically have thin eyes with a single eyelid (meaning their eyelids have no creases as opposed to a Caucasian). They are pale for the most part and usually have the smaller end of the "size of sexual parts" scale. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, and usually have high cheek bones. Their hair is more likely to be straight and black.

Southeast Asians typically have thin eyes as well but they are a little bigger than an East Asian's eyes. They are more prone to double eyelids. As you move closer to the equator, Southeast Asians' skin color become darker. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, but most are taller than East Asians. They may have high cheekbones, and their hair is more likely to be black or brown and straight, but they may have wavy hair.

Popular stereotypes that accompany this race include:

•A- or above academic grade
•Glasses
•Perfect skin
•Race with the most braces (teeth) wearers
•Nerdy
•Obsessed with online gaming
•Strict parents
Bad drivers

Observations/Studies show that Asians are more likely to become more successful than black, Caucasian, and Latino peoples.

Bobby: Hey, are you Asian?

Dara: Yes, I'm from the Philippines and my mother is from Korea.

by flyxify February 19, 2011