Country Dictionary

Dunny

Dunny, is a colloquial term for the shop 'dunelm mill', the most evil place on earth. Charcterised by its incompetent and immature staff, all of whom wear grotesque green uniforms

Lui: what are you doing tomorrow?
Vez: I'm at the Dunny
Lui: Oh that sucks!

the witch

This term refers to a stupid, gulliable, easily manipulated woman.

Demonstrated by her boyfriend, usually a vold cheating on her with members of the Dunny staff and persuing numerous affairs. She busted him and after several months apart, she took him back.

Lui: "did you hear.. The Witch has taken Vold back.."
Vez: "What a clart"