A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anything to make your piece of shit foosball table have better pole action. Haha, pole action
Different types of Foos Lube: Pam cooking spray Wd-40 Your mom's EzGlide Canola Oil Motor Oil Tears
Films featuring "hard-kicking" cocktails that may or may not celebrate the drunkard lifestyle
Some 100 proof movies: "Arthur" (1981) "The Hangover" (2009) "Bad Santa" (2003) "Strange Brew" (1983) "Leaving Las Vegas" (1995) "Legend of Drunken Master" Cheers to Soused Cinema
The moment needed to re-cooperate after vacating the bowels.
I need to depoopitize before I can go back to work.
In foosball, the defending player hits their shot from the goalie, only to be sent back with pride-destroying quickness. This shot is called a foos
Offense: Whatever you do your going to get foosed on Defense: Oh yea? Take Tha.. Offense:Foos Defense(Crying in their PBR can) FOOS IT!
An invention created by Professor Farnsworth to detect the level of "cool" of any given person as measured in "megafonzies".
When it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a 'thumbs up' and the Cool-O-Meter will say, "oh, yeah!". When the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.